Hot, Suggestive and Seductive Pick-Up Lines for Adults
Sunday, 07.08.2012, 06:02pm (GMT-5)
Feel like scoring a woman at an adult's club or somewhere like that? make sure you use the right pick-up line, impress her, make her curious and seduce her using one of these seductive pick-up lines.
Be careful on how and where you use one of these, though, you don't want some girl calling the police on you for using this on her, especially on minor, a big no no.
Below are the hottest, most suggestive and most seductive pick-up lines to help you score the woman you like, good luck.
- Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
- Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
- Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
- That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
- Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
- Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
- Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
- Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
- Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
- Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
- Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
- Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
- I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
- Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
- What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
- I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
- Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
- I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
- Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
- If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
- Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
- If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
- That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
- So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
- Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
- Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
- Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
- Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
- Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
- "Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"
- Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
- Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat.
- [Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?"
- At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
- (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
- Hi, wanna fuck? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
- Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?
- Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
- I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
- Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
- I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
- Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
- I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
- My name's [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
- Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
- Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
- Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
- Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
- The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
- What can I do to make you sleep with me?
- Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
- Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
- I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
- Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
- If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
- My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
- If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
- Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
- Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it's a gem.
- They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
- First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
- Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
- I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
- So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
- I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
- I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
- Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
- Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
- Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
- If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
- Nice fucking weather. Want to?
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
- We're out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor's closet and make out?
- There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
- Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
- Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
- Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
- You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
- Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
- You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
- Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
- Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
- Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
- Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
- Let us let only latex stand between our love.
- Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?
- There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
- I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
- Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
- You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
- I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
- Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
- If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
- Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
- I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
- (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
- I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
- (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
- Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
- [What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
- How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!
- "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
- I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
- Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
- Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
- Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
- Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
- Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
- Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
- I'm easy. Are you?
- Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
- Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
- This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
- I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
- Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?
- Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.
- Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
- Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra?
- I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
- I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
- You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.
- If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you.
- Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
- I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
- If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.
- Life is short. Let's fuck and see if there is anything after that.
- Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
- I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
- Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
- I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??
- The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
- Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!